Thursday, November 26, 2009

Crissy's Pay-Per-Jerk

This weeks FEATURED HOT CLIP "Crissy's Pay-Per-Jerk"


Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, sub/dude said...

Why not? Why wouldn’t God Almighty allow us to procreate in Heaven Above if sex is on everyone’s mind these days?? Why not? Wouldn’t you love to have me as your faithful servant, giving you a backrub, feeding you baklava and Starbuck’s frappaccino, giving you a bath, kissing your feets, caressing you for seven weeks, and flying while we make love?? EYE definitely would, miss beautiful. To have us be as ONE, to be a part of you, surrounding us, enveloped and engulfed by us, would be Heaven for me - and everything in between, if you know what I mean. So, meet me in Heaven, girl, and let’s have a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy for maaany eons celebrating our resurrection. See ya soon. God bless you --- Gotta wanna accept Jesus, though; without Jesus, miss gorgeous, you're simply whorizontal. Decide.

Anonymous said...

Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell
and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell to her ear and screamed.

There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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